"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you
might be the world."

"Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than
going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger."

"Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool
of  yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job."

"A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to
remain  anonymous."

"Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on
the same side."

"I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to."

"Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family
parrot to the town gossip."

"People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never
cross."

"Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you
respond to  it."

"Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and
sometimes you  weep."

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long
enough to  make  them all yourself."

"There are two things I've learned: There is a God. And, I'm
not Him."

"Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers
and men crooked."